coey: “we want to soooo bad but getting citizen ship in UK is hard as BUTTS”
also basically there was this one time I was whining about not being able to get a job and boss coey went ‘BE MY UNDERLING AND FEEL BETTER’ and I said ‘YES BOSSU’ and the rest is history.
i occasionally get paid
for calling them boss with love and affection.
we were born for this.